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2 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 66,023 notes

thelawisnotbooped:

do yoU EVER JUST GET LIKE SOOOOOOOO AFFECTIONATE ABOUT A PERSON LIKE WOW YOU LOVE THEM IMPOSSIBLY AND ITS JUST LIKE WHOA. WHOA YOU’RE ABOUT TO EXPLODE AND YOU GOTTA TELL THEM ABOUT AND MAYBE SING ABOUT IT AND DO A DANCE NUMBER ABOUT IT AND CLIMB ALL OVER THEM WITH AFFECTION

2 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 123,979 notes

tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

2 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 285,850 notes

basedgosh:

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

2 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 164,253 notes

womantic:

psa: feminazi is a fucking disgusting term that compares fighting for women’s rights to genocide. 

it was coined by rush limbaugh (that alone should be enough to make you stay far far away from it)

it is a racist term, and it is disrespectful to marginalized groups who suffered in nazi germany (so jews, rroma, lgbt folks, people with disabilities, etc.)

do not use it. 

if you disagree with feminists: do not use it

if you are a feminist: do not reclaim it

thank you

2 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 63,312 notes
sexy-fruit:

THIS

sexy-fruit:

THIS

2 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 47,116 notes

sixpenceee:

myacidicdecent:

Cute creepy things for you

Oh my god! Where are these from?

3 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 7,071 notes

oluthegreat:

dreamofbecoming:

Reasons abortion should be fully covered on all insurance plans:

  • If you can’t afford an abortion, you definitely can’t afford a pregnancy
  • If you can’t afford an abortion, and are forced to carry a pregnancy to term anyway, you sure as hell can’t afford a child

Who the fuck do you think you’re really protecting here?

Makes sense in that view.

3 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 78,793 notes
antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY
Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.
Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?
This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”
At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”
"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.
"How is white a feminine color?"
She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here. The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.
A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

3 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 14,228 notes

tequilafemina:

A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”

My boss is still crying.

3 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 179,001 notes

tranxious:

If the idea that “they is plural” ever bothers you, just imagine that there’s several of me and we’re all screaming at you to use my correct fucking pronouns

3 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 2,534 notes
awkwardlysasstastic:

my school’s jokes are actually getting funny

awkwardlysasstastic:

my school’s jokes are actually getting funny

8 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 294,298 notes
heyxxmickey:

 

javert:

please listen to the mountain goats (i love them so much)
ten songs to give you a brief introduction to the mountain goats. not all songs are the most popular or ‘best’ (or even personal favorites), but I tried to give a fair overview of TMG’s (very large) discography 

1. Golden Boy (Ghana, 2002) 2. Seed Song (Yam, The King of Crops, 1994) 3. Going to Georgia (Zopilote Machine, 1993) 4. No Children (Tallahassee, 2002) 5. Pseudothyrum Song (Isopanisad Radio Hour, 2000) 6. Up The Wolves (The Sunset Tree, 2005) 7. Cry for Judas (Transcendental Youth, 2012) 8. Pigs that Ran Straightaway into the Water, Triumph of (We Shall All Be Healed, 2004) 9. The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton (All Hail West Texas, 2002) 10. You Were Cool (Live at the Newport Folk Festival, 2013)

[download]

heyxxmickey:

 

javert:

please listen to the mountain goats (i love them so much)

ten songs to give you a brief introduction to the mountain goats. not all songs are the most popular or ‘best’ (or even personal favorites), but I tried to give a fair overview of TMG’s (very large) discography 

1. Golden Boy (Ghana, 2002) 2. Seed Song (Yam, The King of Crops, 1994) 3. Going to Georgia (Zopilote Machine, 1993) 4. No Children (Tallahassee, 2002) 5. Pseudothyrum Song (Isopanisad Radio Hour, 2000) 6. Up The Wolves (The Sunset Tree, 2005) 7. Cry for Judas (Transcendental Youth, 2012) 8. Pigs that Ran Straightaway into the Water, Triumph of (We Shall All Be Healed, 2004) 9. The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton (All Hail West Texas, 2002) 10. You Were Cool (Live at the Newport Folk Festival, 2013)

[download]

8 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 630 notes

hermione + text posts

8 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 32,497 notes

Aug. 27 1:35 pm

justice4mikebrown:

8 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 40,998 notes